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welcome
Welcome to the Internet Blink Exchange, a free public service that lets you advertise this web site on banner ads just like the big corporations at a price that can't be beat! It's FREE!
If you have your own web site and want to become a member, don't bother exploring the rest of our web site. To learn more our exciting new service, just keep reading! Remember, the Internet Blink Exchange is a free public service that allows you to advertise this web site through banner ads -- a luxury previously available only to those with money.

What do you get out of it?

You get absalutely nothing! That's the cool part about it. There aren't too many services like this generous enough to offer nothing for nothing! But, I hope you get a good laugh out of it, and heck, if you are a webmaster you can even join in!

Can I join the Internet Blink Exchange?

Yes! To become an member of the Internet Blink Exchange, just pick one of these banners and grab the source code below them! Or, you can even make up your own banner and link it somewhere else as long as you keep the logo to the left (to make it look more funny). Also, be sure to mention you're a member of the Internet Blink Exchange (It's in the source code).

Pick a banner and then save the picture as blink.gif

Here's the source code for the regular banners

<a href="https://boodlebox.neocities.org/blinkexchange/blink.htm" target="_top"> <img width=440 height=40 alt="Internet Blink Exchange" src="blink.gif"><br><font size=-1>Member of the Internet <blink>Blink</blink> Exchange</font></a>

It would look like this:

Member of the Internet Blink Exchange

Here's the source code for the biggies

<TABLE border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><TR><TD bgcolor="#0000ff"> <a href="https://boodlebox.neocities.org/blinkexchange/blink.htm" target="_top"> <img align=left hspace=0 vspace=0 width=468 height=76 alt="Internet Blink Exchange" border=1 src="blink.gif"></A></TABLE>

It will look like this...

If you want, you can even redo the banner (just keep the purple part to make it more fun) and link it to another part of your site or a friend's site. Just cut out the code...

<a href="http://www.insert.your.site.here.com" target="_top"> <img width=440 height=40 alt="Internet Blink Exchange" src="blink.gif"></a><br> <a HREF="https://boodlebox.neocities.org/blinkexchange/blink.htm"> <font size=-1>Member of the Internet <blink>Blink</blink> Exchange</font></a>

It would look like this:

Member of the Internet Blink Exchange

Hey, can I find more fake buttons?

Yes, of course! Why not head on to the boodle box and fix yourself up with tons more fake buttons! You can even get a Born-On date for your website!

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