| Bottom 95% of all Web Sites | The original bottom 95% that will linkto your site eventually if you send him mail. |  |
| Middle 5% of all Web Sites | This is for if you don't have a very good or very sloppy website |  |
| Bottom 5% of all Web Sites | This is the original from the rec.humor page. |  |
| The Not Original Bottom 95% of the Web.. It's still quite funny though! | |
| Top 100% of all websites! Tell the truth... | I got this button from somewhere (don't know where) and added different effects to it. Now you have more of a choice in the percentile of the web you want tobe in! |  |
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| Top 0.1% of all websites! Put this one up and show you're top shelf! |  |
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| Top 0% of all Websites! Show you don't really give a rip! |  |
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| Cool site of the day... Every Day |  |
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| Hot site of the day... Every Day |  |
| This Website Sucks | Wear this with pride, show you suck! | 
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| Nose Pick of the Day | Tell everyone your site's not snot. |  |
| The Two Bit Award! | Is your site average? Join in! |  |
| Nominated for some award |  |
| Drugs Free School Zone | Do you pay for drugs at your school? |  |
| No Award award | For people who can't/don't want to get awards |  |
| Crap! Online | Parody of the happy finger Snap! online. |  |
| This Site is Banned! | Your Site have some naugty words on it? Then paste this GIF on it! |  |
| This Site is Banned in China | They may take over the world someday. |  |
| In Denial Award | Got married too fast? Click for sundry awards having to do with romance, marrige, love, etc... Also a site to go along with it. |  |